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If you're a shemale, then please go easy on me, because I'm a virgin to you... as in, I've never been with a shemale before, but something's happened, and Ivhave realised that I'm extremely attracted... you allure me, and intrige me, and you look remarkab

I have mental disabilities, as it were, but I love music, and have been playin guitars for nearly 30 years, so I can do smoke on the water now. (well, it's gettin a bit smoother, but that was probably due to that castrol grease what I put on the strings... but I digress, I do sometimes, but I always come back out of it all smellin of roses and other such semianimated garden roughage. Anyway... oh yea, what's gold & wavey? - A Barley Davidson! ????

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Appearance

EthnicityCaucasian / White
National heritageBritish
BuildSlim
Height5' 10" (178 cm)
Hair ColorBrown
Hair LengthWaist length
Facial HairFull beard
Best featureHands
Body ArtPierced... but only ear(s), Strategically placed tattoo, Visible tattoo
Health ConditionDisabled
Endowment (length)Average
Endowment (width)Average
My attractiveness:Unattractive

Situation

Relationship StatusSingle
Has childrenChildren don't live with me
Wants kidsNo
Housing SituationAll is calm
Living ArrangementsAlone
Wants to RelocateYes
AvailabilityHotel Room
Has a carNo

Education & Employment

SpecialtyArt / Music / Literature
Employment StatusUnemployed
Job TitleUnable to work

Looking For

Must haveIntelligence, Humor, Empathy, Sensitivity, Oddities, Wit, Thoughtfullness, Passiveness
My perfect matchSomeone who's kind, and keeps only real friends, who talk straight, and have positive purposes in life... I don't get on with fools... they irritate me, them lot do. (So I stay away from them as much as I can ie:- all the time.) Anyway, I could go on an on an on, but, I've been havin a good careful think, and, I reckon, for now, I should perhaps leave this briefing in it's considerate and condenced converance, for now. So... if you're managed to read all this lot, and you think to yourself:- 'Aye, he might be alright, him... hmmm... aye, I know, I'll try chattin with him, and see who he's doin, y know... try to get to know him a bit... see if he really is as off his shed as he really is seeming to be. ????
Our first dateDunno really... a few spliffs... some decent music for us... we could have a couple o drinks... or maybe a cup of mocha... I like moca... or perhaps we could get a bottle of dandelion and burdock... and some chips and fish... and an aero for afters... sat on a nice bench somewhere, with a smashin view... temperature perfect... watchin the sunsetting over the smokey squeeky landscape, as we say:- "Oh, that's nice, isn't it, babe?!" as we try to cast out the mess that mans made of it all, out of our minds, by forcing outselfs to enjoy it verily. (Squinting our eyes all helps, for that, I find.) ????????